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All businesses arev having to adapt in these harsh economic times. Here are some changes we may see in the near future...
You may be a die-hard Seahawks fan but it cannot be denied that they
stink to high heaven; they're on a flaming downward spiral towards the
bottom of the Duwamish. Here's a few things you may have not heard
about:
The latest buzz: Washington Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders
heading towards and into the city of Seattle. For the first offense,
they give you two Seattle Seahawks tickets. If you get stopped a second
time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A. The Seattle Seahawks.
Q. What do the Seahawks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep a Seattle Seahawk out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post or an end zone..
Q. What do you call a Seattle Seahawk with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A jewel thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Seattle Seahawks and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Seahawks does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Seahawks and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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